Cinco de Mayo Pick Up Lines

Are you a bottle of tabasco sauce? Because i'd like to lose your top.

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cuz you look like a guilty pleasure.

Are you a frozen margarita? Cuz you just made my brain stop working.

Are you Cinco de Mayo? Cuz I'd like to think about you all night and forget about you tomorrow.

Are you from Mexico? Cuz you look like you belong under me.

Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!

Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. Just got muy gordito.

Border Patrol I need to see what's south of your border.

Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.

Chica, you're like a piñata, because i'd definitely hit that!

Dammmnnnnn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!

Dayum...One Look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito.

Eres una angel? Porque…uh… want a beer?

Feliz cumpleanos?

Hablas espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.

Hello. I would like to celebrate you nationwide and regionally in Mexico.

Hey chica! There's like, a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited.

I "Cinc"-o you should take off your pants.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.

I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?

I want to make you Cinco de My Own.

I won't blame the tequila if I get with you!

I would love to stuff your piñata.

I'd cross borders for you.


I'd like to put my worm in your tequila bottle.

I'll even throw in my secret sauce free of charge.

I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you refrain from calling me a hot tamale.

I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.

I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.

I'm the Juan for you.

If you're as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you'd know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution, but rather the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.

Is your name "Sabado"? Because that ass is gigante.

Let me see your Mexican HOT dance.

Let's go do the Macarena in my bedroom naked.

Let's put the third X in Dos Equis.

May the Avengers inspire you to drink superheroically this Cinco de Mayo.

Mexicans don't kiss. Make Out.

My pinata could use a few whacks too.

Oh, a Cinco de Mayo Party? Tell me again where in Mexico you're from?

That is not a burrito in my pocket.

That sombrero makes your butt look phenomenal.

There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!

Want to viva la Mexi-Go back to my place?

We can blame it on fajita the moment.

Yo quiero dat ass!

You and tequila make me crazy.

You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican.

You had me at taco.

Halloween Pick Up Lines

Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana)

Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.

Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?

Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.

Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious

Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate)

At this point, I’ll take anything. (Prisoner)

Baby, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

Baby, I'm burning for you.

Call me a pirate and give me that booty

Can I call you my boo?

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more? (Skeleton)

Do you have a little zombie in you?...Would you like to?

Do you really remember Cleopatra? I’ll make you forget her! (Vampire)

Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky)

Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (UPS Guy)

Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice.

Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.

Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.

Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman)

Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.

Hello Boo-tiful

Hello, I am the answer to you’re prayers. (Angel)

Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?

Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!

Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.

Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box? (Hobo)

Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra? (Zombie)

Hey, Are you made of candy? (Why?) because you look sooo sweet!

Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do with you in them!

Hey, Baby, did you know they call me PumpkinHead?

Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

I am a mean green machine

I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)

I can see a date in our future.

I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!

I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.

I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.

I have got your love on Loch.

I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.

I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.

I like your wart, want to see a few of mine? (Witch)

I love you pumpkin!

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.

I wanna bob for your apples.

I want a taste of your Milky Way.

I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…

I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.

I will eat you out. (Hannibal)

I will give you my heart and this other guy's heart.

I will make you scream.

I would totally carve your pumpkin.

I'm an animal in the bedroom. (Werewolf)

I'm head over heels for you. (Headless Horseman)

I'm really good with my organ. (Phantom of the Operas)

I'm really great with tongues (Harry Potter)

I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?

I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.

I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.

I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy- let’s go trick or treating.

I’ve this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life.

If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.

If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight. (Vampire)

If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.

Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?

Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?

Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It's alive! It's alive! (Frankenstin)

Let's go for a bite. (Vampire)

Let’s head back to your place, since I’m going there anyway. (Devil)

Like to play with my Halloween candy bag!

Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.

May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.

Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!

My dad's a doctor, ya know? (Frankenstin)

Easter and Easter Bunny Pick Up Lines

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Come back to my place - I'll give you a Peeps show.

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.

Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

Easter! I hardly even knew her.

Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

Ever get it on with a rodent?

Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?

Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.

Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits'? I think you and I can do better, want to try.

Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!

How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm Easter Bunny!

I came here looking for a little tail.

I contributed some fur to Letterman's hairpiece

I could never Passover you.

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

I'm in the mood to multiply.

I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.

I'm on a hunt - for your number.

I'll be honest with you. I'm like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

I'll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised!

I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm The Easter Bunny!

If you come back to my place, I'll give you a 'peeps' show.

Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

It's easter - Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!

Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.

My ears are not the only things that are long!

My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!

My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can't hold on to it.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Nice to meet you, I'm Bunny. Easter Bunny and you are…gorgeous!

Ouch! My big teeth hurt! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?

There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!

There's an Easter parade in my pants... wanna go?

Wanna Multiply?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

You put the cream in my eggs.

Irish and St. Patrick’s Day

Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my dick's-a-Dublin!

Come on! Let's drink green beer. Let's do green jello shots. Where is your St. Patrick's Day spirits?

Come over to my place and I'll show you my Lucky Charms.

Did my eyes just turn green? Because when I see you, I feel like I'm getting lucky.

Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing … Irishmen don't wear kilts.

Don't tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I'm taking one person at a time.

Everyone keeps talking about this Kelly Green lady. Are you her? No? Then what is your name?

Forget the wearing of the green and let's get right to the wearing of your ass like a hat!

Hey baby, you make my shamrock shake.

How many Leprechauns does it take to break the ice? None, I'm [insert your name].

How'd you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?

I caught a leprechaun today but I'll let you have him because he did his job: I was lucky enough to meet you.

I don't have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!

I gave up beer and beautiful strangers for Lent. Glad I'm not Catholic.

I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!

I thought your smile was the shimmer from a pot of gold so I followed it and found something as bright and beautiful as a rainbow at the end: YOU.

I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.

I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.

I'd be delighted if you shared this magical pot of gold with me.

I'm "Dublin" my efforts to get you to go out with me.

I'm hoping to get lucky with a real blonde so would you lift up your skirt and show me if you have a pot of gold.

I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?

I'm Irish! Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

If you don't go on a date with me, the leprechauns have already won!

If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!

Interested in 50 shades of green?

Irish you were my lover.

Irish you were my lover.

Irish you were naked.

Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

It doesn't take a Guinness to realize you're the best-looking guy/girl here.

Kiss me, I'm Irish.

Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!

Let's go out again so we can share a pot of gold. Tequila gold, that is.

Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.

My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.

So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?

St. Patrick blessed me with luck today because I stumbled upon someone as hot as you.

St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.

The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?

Tip o' the Trojan to ye!

Top of the morning to you. Beg your pardon, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

Top of the morning. Wanna screw?

Wanna pet my Irish setter. You're making him stand at attention.

Well you caught me lassie! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves a date!

Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?

Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.

Why don't you be like St. Patrick and drive the snake out of my pants?

Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!

Yes, it's a shillelagh in my pocket, and, yes, I am happy to meet you.

You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.

You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.

You make me feel like I'm the Republic of Ireland because since I started looking at you, my penis is Dublin.

A look from you leaves me paralyzed.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.
Theodore Roosevelt

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.
Dwight Eisenhower
Be my valentine! Yes You Can
Barack Obama

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.
Barack Obama

Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.
Theodore Roosevelt

How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
Barack Obama

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But I will have them with you!
Bill Clinton

I didn't find any weapon of mass destruction, but I did find you.
George W. Bush

I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions. William Howard Taft

I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
I'll proclaim your Emancipation all night long.
Abraham Lincoln

I'm against slavery, but I do love bondage
Abraham Lincoln

I'm gonna Barack your world!
Barack Obama

I'm like the Vietnam War. Way longer than you thought I'd be.
Lyndon B. Johnson

I’ll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.
If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.
Andrew Jackson

If you were a president, you'd be
Babe-raham Lincoln.

If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln

It's big, like my signature.

Just two words? Blow me.
Calvin Coolidge

Let me be the first commander-in-chief of your heart.
George Washington

Let's get stuck in a bathtub together.
William Howard Taft

Let's heat up this Cold War.
John F. Kennedy

Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
Chester A. Arthur

My last name is Harding.
Warren G. Harding

My teeth aren't all that's wood right now.

Now that's what I call a stimulus package
Barack Obama

Presidents do it for four years in a row.

Something is rising and it's not the national debt.
Barack Obama

That's a nice shirt. Can I tax you out of it?

The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
Abraham Lincoln

They don't call me Rough Rider for nothing.
Theodore Roosevelt

They said "Go west, young man." I say "Go south, young lady."
James K. Polk

Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.

Wanna form a more perfect union?

Wanna role play? I’ll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.

Yeah it's pretty tricky
Richard Nixon

You have spent two non-consecutive terms in my heart.
Grover Cleveland

You have trickled down into my heart.
Ronald Reagan

Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business

Be mine because you're fine.

Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.

Coffee, tea or love potion number 9?

Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Did it hurt? When you got shot by cupid's arrow.

Did you put Snickers in your valentines? Because you satisfy me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt for Valentine's Day.

Do you wanna eat a box of chocolates or me?

Excuse me, you just dropped something — my jaw.

Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.

Happy Valentine's Daaaaaaaayum.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

I choo-choo-choose you.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I'll be your "alentine" for now, you'll need to give me the "V" after dinner.

I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.

I'd melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Is that a cherub in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?

Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!

R U Mine? *Start blasting Arctic Monkeys*

Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff. All my base are belong to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let's hang out.

Sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolats for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smoot I'm right here.

The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

The only thing you gave me this Valentine's Day was a cavity.

They can't fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.

This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Tonight's menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.

Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?

When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.

When I look at you, I see more stars than there are in the movie Valentine's Day.

Will you be my valentine?

You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces... just like a Whitman's Sampler.

You know what's on the Valentine's Day menu? Me-n-u.

You're like a Valentine's candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

Alright girls, which one of you ordered a male stripper?

Anyone can buy you a drink. I'd like to buy you dinner.

Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?

Can I be your new year's wrecking ball?

Can I get your cell so I can text you a New Year's kiss?

Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now.

Do you know it's unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?

Do you want to see two balls drop?

Don't leave too early... the last thing I want to say to you before we part is 'good morning'.

Got anyone to kiss at midnight?

Have you had enough champagne to believe I'm handsome yet?

Have you had enough to drink to believe I'm handsome and charming yet?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were waiting for me.

How do you like your eggs? Would you like to come over for breakfast?

I can think of better place to pour champagne.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but it's 20__ now, right?

Looks like we're the only ones still standing... let's get out of here!

My condom expires end 20__. Do you want to help me use it?

My New Year's resolution is you.

Next year without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

Nice party hat. Wanna f*ck?

Someone said you were looking for me. I'm your new year's resolution.

That's a nice 20__ dress! Can I talk you out of it?

Use a cinema classic as you clink glasses: "Here's lookin' at you, kid."

Wanna ring in the New Year with a bang?

Wow. You're gorgeous. My new year's resolution is going to be to make you my girlfriend.

Christmas Pick-Up Lines
Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.

You are what I want for Christmas.

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list

Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.

Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?

Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?

What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?

What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

Wanna Scrooge?

Wanna meet Santa's little helper?

Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?

Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.

The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

Some of my best toys run on batteries...

So, what will it be - naughty or nice?

Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?

Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.

My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.

My best toys run on batteries.

Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way.

Is your name "Kwanzaa"? Because I'd love to do you for a whole week.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

If your legs are Christmas and New Years, can i visit you between the holidays?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.

If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?

If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.

If you jingle my bells I'll promise you a white christmas.

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle
I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.

I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

I've got something special in the sack for you!

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

I'm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.

I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.

I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.

I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.

I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.

I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?

I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man - I can go all night long.

I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.

I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.

I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.

I can get you off the Naughty List.

How about you show me peace on Earth and I'll show you good will toward men?

How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.

Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.

Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.

Good tidings aren't the only thing I can give you.

Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.

Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.

Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.

Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.

Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.

Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree

Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.

Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.

Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.