President’s Day

A look from you leaves me paralyzed.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.
Theodore Roosevelt

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.
Dwight Eisenhower
Be my valentine! Yes You Can
Barack Obama

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because under my health care plan, 100% of your hospital costs will come directly from a special account set up by the government.
Barack Obama

Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.
Theodore Roosevelt

How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
Barack Obama

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But I will have them with you!
Bill Clinton

I didn't find any weapon of mass destruction, but I did find you.
George W. Bush

I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions. William Howard Taft

I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
I'll proclaim your Emancipation all night long.
Abraham Lincoln

I'm against slavery, but I do love bondage
Abraham Lincoln

I'm gonna Barack your world!
Barack Obama

I'm like the Vietnam War. Way longer than you thought I'd be.
Lyndon B. Johnson

I’ll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.
If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.
Andrew Jackson

If you were a president, you'd be
Babe-raham Lincoln.

If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Abraham Lincoln

It's big, like my signature.

Just two words? Blow me.
Calvin Coolidge

Let me be the first commander-in-chief of your heart.
George Washington

Let's get stuck in a bathtub together.
William Howard Taft

Let's heat up this Cold War.
John F. Kennedy

Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
Chester A. Arthur

My last name is Harding.
Warren G. Harding

My teeth aren't all that's wood right now.

Now that's what I call a stimulus package
Barack Obama

Presidents do it for four years in a row.

Something is rising and it's not the national debt.
Barack Obama

That's a nice shirt. Can I tax you out of it?

The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
Abraham Lincoln

They don't call me Rough Rider for nothing.
Theodore Roosevelt

They said "Go west, young man." I say "Go south, young lady."
James K. Polk

Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.

Wanna form a more perfect union?

Wanna role play? I’ll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.

Yeah it's pretty tricky
Richard Nixon

You have spent two non-consecutive terms in my heart.
Grover Cleveland

You have trickled down into my heart.
Ronald Reagan