Halloween

Halloween Pick Up Lines

Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana)

Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.

Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?

Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.

Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious

Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate)

At this point, I’ll take anything. (Prisoner)

Baby, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

Baby, I'm burning for you.

Call me a pirate and give me that booty

Can I call you my boo?

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more? (Skeleton)

Do you have a little zombie in you?...Would you like to?

Do you really remember Cleopatra? I’ll make you forget her! (Vampire)

Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky)

Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (UPS Guy)

Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice.

Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.

Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.

Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman)

Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.

Hello Boo-tiful

Hello, I am the answer to you’re prayers. (Angel)

Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?

Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!

Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.

Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box? (Hobo)

Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra? (Zombie)

Hey, Are you made of candy? (Why?) because you look sooo sweet!

Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do with you in them!

Hey, Baby, did you know they call me PumpkinHead?

Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

I am a mean green machine

I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)

I can see a date in our future.

I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!

I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.

I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.

I have got your love on Loch.

I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.

I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.

I like your wart, want to see a few of mine? (Witch)

I love you pumpkin!

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.

I wanna bob for your apples.

I want a taste of your Milky Way.

I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…

I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.

I will eat you out. (Hannibal)

I will give you my heart and this other guy's heart.

I will make you scream.

I would totally carve your pumpkin.

I'm an animal in the bedroom. (Werewolf)

I'm head over heels for you. (Headless Horseman)

I'm really good with my organ. (Phantom of the Operas)

I'm really great with tongues (Harry Potter)

I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?

I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.

I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.

I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy- let’s go trick or treating.

I’ve this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life.

If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.

If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight. (Vampire)

If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.

Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?

Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?

Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It's alive! It's alive! (Frankenstin)

Let's go for a bite. (Vampire)

Let’s head back to your place, since I’m going there anyway. (Devil)

Like to play with my Halloween candy bag!

Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.

May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.

Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!

My dad's a doctor, ya know? (Frankenstin)