Christmas

Christmas Pick-Up Lines
Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.

You are what I want for Christmas.

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list

Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.

Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?

Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?

What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?

What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

Wanna Scrooge?

Wanna meet Santa's little helper?

Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?

Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.

The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

Some of my best toys run on batteries...

So, what will it be - naughty or nice?

Shouldn't you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?

Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.

My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.

My best toys run on batteries.

Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way.

Is your name "Kwanzaa"? Because I'd love to do you for a whole week.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

If your legs are Christmas and New Years, can i visit you between the holidays?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.

If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?

If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.

If you jingle my bells I'll promise you a white christmas.

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle
I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.

I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

I've got something special in the sack for you!

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

I'm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.

I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.

I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.

I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.

I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.

I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?

I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man - I can go all night long.

I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.

I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.

I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.

I can get you off the Naughty List.

How about you show me peace on Earth and I'll show you good will toward men?

How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.

Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.

Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.

Good tidings aren't the only thing I can give you.

Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.

Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.

Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.

Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.

Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.

Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!

Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.

Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree

Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.

Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.

Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.