Science Fiction Pick Up Lines

Science Fiction Pick Up Lines

“Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”

A fire-eater must eat fire, even if he has to kindle it himself. (Isaac Asimov, Foundation)

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?

Are you a Cylon? Cuz you’re always in my head.

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

Are you the keymaster? (Ghostbusters)

Are you willing to boldly go where no one has gone before?

Beam me down Cap'n. Waaaaay down.

Beep Beep Boop Beep Sex

Can I have your IP number? I seem to have lost mine.

Can you lube my joint?


Captain, she’s gonna blow!

Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.

Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you're the bomb.


Crewman Madison, the mist of this strange planet is filling my head with such thoughts. (Galaxy Quest)

Destiny always seems decades away, but suddenly it's not decades away; it's right now. But maybe destiny is always right now, right here, right this very instant, maybe. (A Canticle for Leibowitz)

Did you just have a warp-core breach or are you just happy to see me?

Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should i ambulate by your location again?

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're Sodium fine!

Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?

Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!

Don’t look now, but Uranus is stunning.

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.

Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you!

Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?

From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I could never see the end. (Farscape, Bad Timing)

Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.

Hey are you from the future? Because you just beamed my heart away.

Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because i can see myself in them.

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

Hey baby, what's your OS?

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)


Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!

How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!

I bet I can decrypt your code

I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!

I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.

I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.

I may not be able to feel the Force, but I wish I could feel you.

I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. (Terminator 2: Judgment Day)

I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since I saw you bend over the bar.


I support portrait and landscape modes.

I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!

I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X (rays! And I want to smell dark matter! (Battlestar Galactica)

I was lost in space until I saw YOU!

I wish I had a transporter, than I could be there whenever you need me.

I won’t blink because baby you’re a weeping angel.

I'd buy you a drink, but I am too busy trying to pull free from those imploding stars you call eyes.

I'm going to void your warranty!

I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.

I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

I’ll deep clean your systems.

I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.

I’m fully functional….programmed in multiple techniques!

I’m the droid you’re looking for.

I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?

If I were a function(), would you call me?

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

If I were The Doctor, would you be my companion?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!