Howard Wolowitz Big Bang Theory Pick Up Lines

Howard Wolowitz Big Bang Theory Pick Up Lines

Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.

760 degrees celsius. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.

Are you a 90 degree angele? Because you looking right.

Are you exothermic reaction? Because you're making me hot.

Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!

Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.

Baby you must be made of mica rock, because you have a perfect cleavage.

Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Baby, are you a motherboard? Cause I'd 'Ram' you all night long.

Baby, you must be a neuron, because you've got some action potentional.

Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

Do you like motorcycles? 'Cause I ride a hog.

Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.

Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

Group hug!

Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay.

Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.

Hey girl, I wish I were SIN^2 and you were COS^2, so together we would be 1.

I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.

I wish I was DNA helicase that way I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.

I'm like PI baby. I'm really long, and I go on forever.

I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.

If I could make any compound, I'd make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together.

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me - rough or smooth?

If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.